Horrible New Anime shows
The anime shows you do not want to watch, Seriously
The second part of this blog tells of the anime shows that I did not like. I am not saying that they are bad per say. It is just that most of these shows are really not my cup of tea. They make me wonder about the originality of the mangaka artist (and of the companies who air these really bad shows). This proves that the Japanese mangaka community is running out of ideas. A long time ago they used to put like a 1000 good anime shows. Hellsing Ultimate, Gai Rei Zero, Blood + , Ghost 07 , Mnemosyne ect. Those days seems long gone. Now I go entire seasons without watching one good anime show. Naruto is stuck in its Odyssey phase. They promised me a 2 day trip. Its been weeks and he has yet to see the red squid. By the time he arrives Obito's war is gonna be done and over with. In any case, I am going to tell you which anime shows you should not watch.
Chihayafuru
The first one on the list is Chihayafuru. This anime show is about a girl who plays a super boring card game. If it is not yugioh, I want nothing to do with it. The idea of traditional Japanese card game "Arata" seems pretty boring. It must be because I am a Westerner. However, I really do not care much for Arata. The only Japanese tradition that I love and appreciate is the way of the samurai. So if its not kendo, I want nothing to do with it. Nope, No!! Plus, the storyline has a super slow tempo. It gets a negative 5 star rating because it is really, really , (one hour later....) really boring. So if you like boring anime shows about a boring card game then watch Chihayafuru.
Un- Go
Un- Go reminds me a bit of an Agatha Christie mystery novel. The only difference is that it is super boring. The entire story revolves around this super rich politic dumb broad. Everything is about appearances and politics. I spend hours waiting for a corpse to rise up and nothing, nada, zip. One would think that a mystery novel would have more corpses around every corner. What's worse is that the speeches are so much like the real thing. Entertainment wise its really, really bad. Now a political speech that we can all dance to is "Mankind is not created equal" speech of Charles zi Britanian. That is one fine autocrat that we can all enjoy listening to (lol). The characters are a boring cliche. In essence, it is a political anime show. The problem is that most anime fans are not into this political mambo jumbo. I want to see some action. All this intrigue is super boring. Plus, they edit out the lil guy. Where are the lobbyist, the special interest groups, were are the commoners (you know... the things that make democracy fun)? If I wanted to see a futuristic French Versailles Court procession, I would sit down and watch the Count of Monte Cristo. Truly, this anime show is no fun at all. Plus, their detective is another ugly walking cliche. Now L, that is one solid criminal investigator we know and love. In any case, this piece of S%#$T gets negative 5 star rating.
Maken Ki!
Another stupid Ecchi School Boys fantasy Anime show. They get so repetitive that it's not even funny anymore. After watching the first two scenes I turned off the television. By God!! What a super boring anime show. If at least they were creative with their perverseness then I might have just sat through their stupidity. This show failed the 5 minute rule. In less then 1 minute I was turning off the anime show. In any case, Maken ki! gets negative 10 star rating.
Maji de Watashi ni Koishinasai!
Kimi to Boku
Kimi to Boku is the most boring anime show in existence. In the first scene, all I saw was boring non chellat conversation about the weather and the falling Sakura blossoms. After 5 minute of this, I was ready to shoot myself. By God!! So many Sakura petals. That is the only thing that impressed me about this anime show. Well, there is nothing else to be said about this anime show (mostly because it hardly showed anything at all). In any case, this deserves 0 star rating because it was so bloody boring.
Phi Brain :Kami no Puzzle
Chibi Devil
These 5 minute long anime shows are gonna be the death of me. Needless to say, Chibi Devi passed the 5 minute Rule (for those that do not know, the 5 minute rule is the time limit that each anime show has to humor me). As soon as chibi Devi breathed fire I said to myself " this is Beelzebub all over again". For lack of originality, Chibi Devi gets negative 5 star rating.
Busou Shinki Moon Angel
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